The United States is sending its most powerful drone to Libya. That’s a long trip for Joe Biden.

The Flinstones wore furs, they ate red meat, and had a stoneage philosophy. In fact, they were the first Republicans.

Courtney Love said she once escorted Kerry to a concert. John Kerry once went out with Courtney Love and he's questioning Bush's judgment.

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".

President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money.

The Mirror interviewed one of Osama bin Laden's sons and said bin Laden has 42 children. That's going to happen when you sleep in a different cave every night.

People want to say there isn't racial profiling at the airport, but let's be honest. If you first name is Mohammed, and your last name isn't Ali, leave a little extra time.