President Bush said he was 'troubled' by gay people getting married in San Francisco. He said on important issues like this the people should make the decision, not judges. Unless of course we're choosing a president, then he prefers judges.
Jay LenoYou know what the reward is to capture Saddam. You don't even need to capture Saddam, just say where he is. It's $25 million. This is what I love about our priorities. We spend $25 million trying to get rid of Saddam Hussein. The Republicans spend $50 million trying to get rid of Gray Davis. It doesn't seem quite right.
Jay LenoThanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".
Jay LenoWe live in what's called an open society, which of course means they open our emails, open our phone records, and open our medical records.
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