Remember when Obama was campaigning? Didn't he say he was going to close Guantanamo Bay? Didn't he say that? Apparently, he just meant for renovations.

The longest-serving Republican Senator, Alaska's Ted Stevens, found guilty just a few hours ago on all charges in his corruption trial. Do you know this story? He failed to report he had some work done on his house. Yeah, here's the bad part. You know who did the work? Joe the plumber. Unlicensed.

George W. Bush loves golf because it's like the election--low score wins.

All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.

The Secret Service has announced it is doubling its protection for John Kerry. You can understand why - with two positions on every issue, he has twice as many people mad at him.

When a candidate walks away from a reality show, that's when you know they're serious about being president of the United States.

Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can.