Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street

Actually, the University of California says they may start a marijuana research center. Really? I thought the University of California was a marijuana research center.

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada."

How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are more worried about it starting back up?

Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt.

Al Gore is coming out with a movie about global warming called ' An Inconvenient Truth. ' It's described as a detailed scientific view of global warming. President Bush said he just saw a film about global warming, 'Ice Age 2; The Meltdown.' He said, 'It's so much better than that boring Al Gore movie.'

President Bush said that American workers will need new skills to get the new jobs in the 21st century. Some of the skills they're going to need are Spanish, Chinese, Korean, because that's where the jobs went. Who better than Bush as an example of what can happen when you take a job without any training.