Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats?
Jay LenoAs you know, today was Don't Take Your Illegal Immigrant To Work Day here in Los Angeles. No, all across the nation they had a Day Without Immigrants, is what they call it. Or, as Native Americans call it, the good ol' days.
Jay LenoThe good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.
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