Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
Jay LenoHere is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have a sexual relationship with an intern. Only Congress would need a rule to tell them cheating on their wives is not ethical. Don't we have that rule? I believe it's called the Sixth Commandment.
Jay LenoRick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden.
Jay LenoHere's some exciting news - according to The New York Post, both Al Gore and John Kerry are thinking of running for president in 2008. Gore and Kerry again! Political experts say it's too early to tell who would lose bigger!
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