The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay LenoJohnny Walker, the American that fought for the Taliban, is now talking with an Arabic accent. Have you heard him? It's ridiculous. I know how we should handle him. Let's bring him back here and take him to Cleveland Browns stadium and dress him up as a referee. They'll know how to take care of him!
Jay LenoUsain Bolt won the gold for the men's 100- and 200-meter dashes for the second Olympics in a row. You know, he has been running since he was in elementary school - kind of like Mitt Romney.
Jay LenoA survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car.
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