President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money.

The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.

If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.

An evangelical minister has had to resign after pictures surfaced showing him in a hot tub with two women. He claimed it was just a baptism gone terribly wrong.

I don't want to say Gray Davis is on the run, but today he released an audiotape on the Al Jazeera network from his underground bunker somewhere in the Sacramento area.

According to Time magazine, global warming is 33% worse than we thought. You know what that means? Al Gore is one-third more annoying than we thought.

President Bush said the other day the war is not about timetables. It's about winning. Hey, it worked in Florida.