President Obama told the Irish people that America will always stand by them, to which Israel laughed.
Jay LenoThey said these North Korean missiles had enough range to hit Seattle, but residents in Seattle were not worried. Today Bill Gates said Microsoft has enough missiles to destroy North Korea ten times over.
Jay LenoA new poll says that if the election were held today, both John Kerry and John Edwards would beat President Bush by double digit margins. The White House is so worried about this, they're now thinking of moving up the capture of Osama Bin Laden to next month.
Jay LenoResearchers in England say tall men are more likely to have more children than short men. Here in America we call that the NBA theory.
Jay LenoClinton vetoed the repeal of the marriage tax. I guess Bill figures if he's married, then we all have to suffer.
Jay LenoThe New York Times is reporting that back in the '60s, presidential candidate Howard Dean used a letter from a doctor about a back condition to keep himself out of the draft in Vietnam and then spent 10 months skiing. Well it sounds like he's done the impossible. He actually made Bill Clinton and George Bush look like war heroes.
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