California Governor Gray Davis visited an elementary school here in Los Angeles where he taught a class. I don't want to say he was unpopular but the kids gave him a wedgie and stuffed him in a locker.

BP CEO Tony Hayward said he would just like to get his life back. He wants to get his life back. You know, I say give him life plus 20.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking.

Real movement in the Kerry campaign now. His poll numbers are moving, donations are moving, endorsements are moving. The only thing not moving is his hair.

Happiness is a privilege.

Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America.