Well, President-elect Barack Obama and his family are gonna spend the holidays in his home state of Hawaii. And you know who couldn't be more thrilled with this? The press, the reporters who follow the president. Well, think about it. After eight years of spending every holiday cutting brush in Crawford, Texas, they get to go to Hawaii!

This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white people."

Sixty years ago this week Hitler invaded Poland. This led to the creation of The History Channel.

I flew this past weekend. I went through airport security and said to the guy, 'Is everything okay?' He said, 'You might want to have that mole on your ass checked out.' That seems a little personal to me.

Anybody can have a life. Careers are hard to come by.

I'm going to be going to a secluded spot where no one can find me - NBC prime time.

When you fix something with your hands it gives you a sense of accomplishment and a sense of self worth.