As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline.

Clinton vetoed the repeal of the marriage tax. I guess Bill figures if he's married, then we all have to suffer.

On Capitol Hill, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales raised his right hand, swore to tell the truth, and then everybody had a good laugh and went back to what they were doing.

Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts.

Mitt Romney has a new fundraising gimmick. If you donate $3 or more to his campaign, your name will be entered into a drawing to win a dinner with Mitt Romney and Donald Trump. If you donate more than $10, you get to sit at a different table.

It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: 'Yes I Did.'

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada."