The worst thing about losing this job: I’m no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare.

President Obama is currently on a week-long trip to Africa, where he will promote freedom, democracy, and economic opportunity. I guess he figured it hasn't worked here - so try it somewhere else.

It is said that life begins when the fetus can exist apart from its mother. By this definition, many people in Hollywood are legally dead.

There is a new book out about Hillary Clinton that claims Bill is still having affairs but Hillary continues to look the other way. The only problem is when Hillary does look the other way Bill's having sex with a women over there too.

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".

Having a life is easy. Having a career is hard to come by.

Before they went on vacation, Congress voted to exempt themselves from Obamacare. They gave themselves a special exemption because they thought it was too expensive. So the people who voted for Obamacare for us voted to exempt themselves from it. You know how doctors take the Hippocratic Oath. Congress apparently takes the 'Hypocritic Oath.'