I'm sure you know by now, Jesse Jackson was overheard saying, and I'll put this more delicately, that he wanted to cut Barack Obama's testicles off. And Jesse has been on several news programs the last couple of days, explaining what he meant by those comments. Do you need to explain that?

Bush fell off his bike while mountain biking on his ranch over the weekend. He hit a rough spot in the trail. There's a switch - the environment hurting Bush.

Oliver North says he is very upset that John Walker could come back to this country and cash in on his celebrity status. He hates to see someone who did something wrong get rewarded by writing a book or getting a TV show out of it.

Dean is a doctor but he acts more like a postal worker!

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

Anybody can have a life. Careers are hard to come by.

I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking.