They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years.
Jay LenoThey said these North Korean missiles had enough range to hit Seattle, but residents in Seattle were not worried. Today Bill Gates said Microsoft has enough missiles to destroy North Korea ten times over.
Jay LenoThe latest report is that Osama bin Laden has shaved his beard, is wearing Western clothes and has had plastic surgery. Isn't that amazing? The guy has made just two videos and he's already gone Hollywood.
Jay LenoBarack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser.
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