Actually, Joe Biden looked pretty good. In fact, Joe's popularity has gone from 1% to 2% last week to 3% today. At this rate, he could win the nomination by the year 2032.

At a press conference yesterday NASA announced that 2005 was the hottest year on record. It is so hot, and global warming is so bad, if the presidential election were held today, Al Gore would still lose.

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards?

Researchers in England say tall men are more likely to have more children than short men. Here in America we call that the NBA theory.

When a candidate walks away from a reality show, that's when you know they're serious about being president of the United States.

Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats?

I believe engineers will save the world.