Here at work, obviously, I make the most money of anyone on the show, so I try to be the first one here and the last one to leave. I have the crummiest office. I try to balance things out, spread it around.
Jay LenoI guess you heard, Hillary Clinton has a new campaign slogan: "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Jay LenoDo you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam.
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