Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada."

As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then get my own apartment.

More and more details coming out now about spoiled rich kid Osama bin Laden. Time reports this week he was one of 52 kids. Mother must be exhausted. This guy inherited $80 million at age 13 and has since expanded it to $300 million through construction, smart investments and gas and oil investments. This way, he can use the money in his war against capitalism.

They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years.

Women get a little more excited about New Year's Eve than men do. It's like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you're not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.

Howard Dean was endorsed by Al Gore. Now, if Dean could get Gray Davis to campaign for him, that would put him over the top.