Thousands of dead fish have now washed up on shore along the coast of South Carolina. Today the NRA said that this wouldn't have happened if those fish had guns.
Jay LenoYou know what's sad about this? Not the gambling, but the best way to reach college athletes is the Cartoon Network.
Jay LenoScientists believe that monkeys can be taught to think, lie and even play politics within their community. If we can just teach them to cheat on their wives we can save millions on congressional salaries.
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