If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough.

Martha Stewart was found guilty on all charges. You know what that means, stripes are in this year.

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it.

With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

Happiness is a privilege.

Over 6 million people were evacuated from New Jersey ahead of the hurricane. And now, three of them have gone back.

The games haven't even started yet and already there are people complaining about the horrible accommodations at the Sochi Olympic village. Toilets don't flush. The faucets spew discolored water. They say it's like being on a Royal Caribbean cruise.