I went to see that movie 'From Hell,' or as Osama bin Laden calls it - 'Roots.'

Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy

A lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father.

Statistics show 50% of the people use the internet. The rest have sex with real people.

Here is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist.

In the Enron scandal, whistleblower Sherron Watkins is now calling herself Enron Brokovitch. She testified Ken Lay was duped by the other executives. Oh, yeah. When is the last time you got duped and made $100 million?

This Tony Haywire guy, whatever his name is, he told the BBC on Sunday that he believes the new oil cap that they've installed will eventually capture the vast majority of oil spewing from the well. You know, if they could capture half the BS spewing from Tony Hayward, people would be thrilled.