I went to see that movie 'From Hell,' or as Osama bin Laden calls it - 'Roots.'

Rick Perry unveiled his new tax plan. He says he wants a flat tax. He believes that tax should be flat, just like the earth.

President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?

For the first time the people of Iraq are united. Today on CNN I saw a Kurd, a Shiite and a member of the Republican Guard coming together to cart off a big screen TV.

Elections in L.A. are so different. Here you've got politicians with phony smiles making false promises to voters with fake boobs and bad toupees.

For years President Obama has been saying that no one would lose their healthcare plan. Now the White House has admitted that in fact many people will lose their plans. But there is a way to keep the great coverage you have. Just become a member of Congress. Then the taxpayers pay for the whole thing.

When they said "Make love, not war" at Woodstock, they never imagined that one would become as dangerous as the other.