I went to see that movie 'From Hell,' or as Osama bin Laden calls it - 'Roots.'

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it.

Have you noticed how the Republicans and Democrats try to copy each other at their conventions. Like at the Democratic convention John Kerry's daughter told a story about how he once gave CPR to her hamster. At the Republican convention the Bush girls are going to tell a story about how when their hamster was bad, their dad built them a little electric chair.

Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden.

Usain Bolt won the gold for the men's 100- and 200-meter dashes for the second Olympics in a row. You know, he has been running since he was in elementary school - kind of like Mitt Romney.

Over 6 million people were evacuated from New Jersey ahead of the hurricane. And now, three of them have gone back.

I'm not a person who carries my emotions on my sleeve.