Border agents have now been issued air guns that shoot pepper balls at people coming across the Mexican border. Have they thought this through? Is that going to bother people from Mexico? Pepper balls? Don't these people eat jalapenos? Isn't that like firing meatballs at an Italian guy?

When you fix something with your hands it gives you a sense of accomplishment and a sense of self worth.

I guess you heard about this; the U.S. Olympic Committee is coming under fire after it was revealed that the uniforms for Team USA to be worn in the opening ceremony were made in China. Turns out they were made by some of the same kids who could beat us in gymnastics. That's the worst part.

President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?

Here's some exciting news - according to The New York Post, both Al Gore and John Kerry are thinking of running for president in 2008. Gore and Kerry again! Political experts say it's too early to tell who would lose bigger!

According to a new poll, 50 percent of Americans think the country is divided. The other 50 percent think it isn't.

Changing the story until you believe it.