I'm going to be going to a secluded spot where no one can find me - NBC prime time.

Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You know, such as: does that best man invite both guys to the bachelor party?

President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed.

First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after... comes Suffer...ring!

Several states are now looking into the possibility of taxing marijuana as a source of revenue. That is so typical of the government, isn't it? Trying to squeeze blood from a stoner.

At the airport if you refuse to be patted down, they arrest you. And what's the first thing they do when they arrest you? They pat you down.

Major heat wave in India - 122 degrees today. It was so hot people in India were sweating like Americans waiting to hear if their job is being outsourced to India.