Well, all across the country, this is kind of sad, unemployment offices are swamped with people waiting to file for unemployment insurance. It's gotten so bad that the offices are overwhelmed and can't function. I got an idea. Why don't you hire more people? They're right there in line. Speed this whole thing up!

"I am not just another notch on your belt?" she asked him. "Of course not." he said as he put a mark on the chalkboard.

Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats?

More bad news for the Taliban. Remember how they are promised 72 virgins when they die? Turns out that it's only one 72-year-old virgin.

When President Chirac gave [President] Bush a souvenir statue of the Eiffel Tower... Bush said 'This is great! A little oil rig!'

President Bush called Arnold to congratulate him today, and after he got off the phone, Arnold said, 'I thought my English was bad.'

Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder.