Yesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys on Wall Street got 'get out of jail free' cards?

In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege.' Then he hugged his wife, Teresa, heir to the multi-million dollar Heinz food fortune.

When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors.

Joe Biden once again denied stories that he will be replaced on the ticket in 2012. He says he will continue to embarrass President Obama for another four years.

Corporations complained about [safety] regulations, but let's face it, people walk away from accidents now that would have killed them when I was a kid

As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline.

The leaders of the Taliban said today that killing bin Laden won't solve the problem. But, you know, it couldn't hurt.