There are over 30 doctors running for the US Congress this year. That's going to be rather strange. Half the time these folks will be playing God and asking women to take their clothes off and the other half the time they will be doctors.
Jay LenoU.N. weapons inspectors found empty chemical warheads in Iraq. So, the question everyone is asking now is how did Sean Penn miss this?
Jay LenoLike in [the 1950s] if you wanted to ruin someoneยดs career in Hollywood you claimed he was a Communist. Nowadays, you want to ruin someoneยดs career in Hollywood, you claim they are Republican.
Jay LenoCNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.
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