The White House is now urging Americans not to 'read too much' into last week's jobs report. In fact, they said it would be best if you didn't read it at all.
Jay LenoCNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.
Jay LenoAnn Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help.
Jay LenoPresident Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?
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