Comedians are always going to be in the showbiz middle class, you're not Brad Pitt; you're never going to be Sam Rockwell or Shia LaBeouf or Leo DiCaprio. You're a comic.

There seems to be a weird ceiling to being a stand-up as far as acting.

I know content-wise I leave nothing to chance. I have no anxiety about what I'm going to do once I'm out on stage.

As far as in my career, I don't know what other form there is. I would love to do a talk show.

Comedians are always going to be in the showbiz middle class, you're not Brad Pitt; you're never going to be Sam Rockwell or Shia LaBeouf or Leo DiCaprio. You're a comic.

If it's going to really make them happy for me to do it, I'll do Walken. I've got no problem with it at all.

There was never a moment in George Carlin's career where he dipped below an A+. When he came out with the "Hippie Dippie Weatherman" on The Tonight Show, I mean, it seems so mundane now, but it was in black and white TV and the whole bit was that this guy smoked tons of grass and was a terrible weather man. "Forecast for tonight? Dark."