What's great about stand-up unlike athletes and other things when you get old you get old and rusty.

I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.

When I'm home I'm in much more of a routine like I said, which I like. On the road everything gets flip-flopped.

'Christopher Walken' is my "Hotel California," but I've done it so much

I don't know how you do it [working at office]; I would just get up and walk out. That's what I did for pretty much every job I've ever had.

We all shared this experience. We all had one brain, we were one giant organism working and having joy. "What about Walken?" Sorry, bro...Maybe I should've done an hour and 34 minutes.

I'm going to eventually shoot my own special, because you have to own your own content. My Turn (2003), that's never been released on DVD.