What's great about stand-up unlike athletes and other things when you get old you get old and rusty.

She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.

I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.

People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside.

As far as in my career, I don't know what other form there is. I would love to do a talk show.

Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that's that.

Every time you talk about politics or religion, know that the moment you open your mouth you're isolating 50% of your audience, in any medium. You're taking 50% of people that'll buy tickets to come see you and you're removing them from the equation.