What's great about stand-up unlike athletes and other things when you get old you get old and rusty.

You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with.

Comedians are always going to be in the showbiz middle class, you're not Brad Pitt; you're never going to be Sam Rockwell or Shia LaBeouf or Leo DiCaprio. You're a comic.

I'm going to eventually shoot my own special, because you have to own your own content. My Turn (2003), that's never been released on DVD.

I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.

First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife.

If it's going to really make them happy for me to do it, I'll do Walken. I've got no problem with it at all.