People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside.

This is NOT a pretty good business. You cannot be pretty good and be a national headliner. That becomes the allure.

I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.

I don't know how you do it [working at office]; I would just get up and walk out. That's what I did for pretty much every job I've ever had.

As far as in my career, I don't know what other form there is. I would love to do a talk show.

There was never a moment in George Carlin's career where he dipped below an A+. When he came out with the "Hippie Dippie Weatherman" on The Tonight Show, I mean, it seems so mundane now, but it was in black and white TV and the whole bit was that this guy smoked tons of grass and was a terrible weather man. "Forecast for tonight? Dark."

The anxiety is, "Are they going to come?" and when you get there and it's full you say, "I'm good. I can stop freaking out." But when it's four days out and they're scrambling to find more radio shows and Good Morning Phoenix and all these weird shows, then that gets very tiring.