I know content-wise I leave nothing to chance. I have no anxiety about what I'm going to do once I'm out on stage.

If it's going to really make them happy for me to do it, I'll do Walken. I've got no problem with it at all.

I've asked Comedy Central, and they just say, "I don't know." It took Showtime two years to put my special on DVD. Owning your own content is the single most important thing in the world.

The guy that designed girls' volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters.

As far as in my career, I don't know what other form there is. I would love to do a talk show.

I don't have a nine-to-five brain.

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.