If you were an actor, anybody could go on Broadway and take a George Carlin hour and do it on stage as a one man show. They're all stand alone essays.

I think stand-up's, the older they get, the better they get.

It's always a job when you're the reason they're assembling. If you're just doing shows and you're on a lineup with eight other guys, it's fun, it's great.

I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.

I realized early I can manipulate the ceiling in the middle class. The allure becomes how far I can make the ceiling rise.

When I watch like The Office I'm fascinated because most of America works in an environment where they see the same eight people every day.

I'm a comic because I don't want to do the nine-to-five, I have to modify that and say I'm a comic because I have an inability to do a nine-to-five.