But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.

There is a person that says they invented the podcast and they are suing Adam Carolla, because he is the top of the hill, for patent infringement. If this person wins, Adam Carolla, Marc Maron, Joe Rogan, Jay Mohr, Chris Hardwick, it will all go away. So, it's kind of like when someone takes your name so you can't get it on Twitter, magnified times a billion.

I know content-wise I leave nothing to chance. I have no anxiety about what I'm going to do once I'm out on stage.

I started to have panic attacks on stage and my wife just asked, "Why don't you just stop?" I was doing Ghost Whisperer at the time so I was making enough money where I could put it away and she said, "Then, when you go back, you just go up and tell the truth." And it's a lot more tiring.

This is NOT a pretty good business. You cannot be pretty good and be a national headliner. That becomes the allure.

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.

If anyone thinks my show was 'pretty good,' then I've completely failed.