I think stand-up's, the older they get, the better they get.

What's great about stand-up unlike athletes and other things when you get old you get old and rusty.

I've asked Comedy Central, and they just say, "I don't know." It took Showtime two years to put my special on DVD. Owning your own content is the single most important thing in the world.

There's not a rocket scientist, not a doctor, not an accountant that 30 years in goes, "Oh, now I'm getting it. Now I can't wait to get back out there because I'm better than ever."

The first time I watched [Keith] Olbermann, his opening monologue, I completely changed the way I approached my radio show.

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

[George Carlin] was obsessive about time; he was obsessive compulsive about his material and making things shorter and more perfect. He did an HBO hour every other year. It's live; you have to be off-stage at 55 minutes. It's a network; you've got to be off. And it's perfect.