I think stand-up's, the older they get, the better they get.

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.

If it's going to really make them happy for me to do it, I'll do Walken. I've got no problem with it at all.

Yogi Berra put it best, "If people don't want to come, we can't stop them."

I don't know how you do it [working at office]; I would just get up and walk out. That's what I did for pretty much every job I've ever had.

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

There is a ceiling to it and there's a stigma. Billy Crystal as brilliant as he is, he's never going to be thought of as a contemporary like Alan Arkin.