Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

My act now is completely different. I took two years off when I first got with my wife and it was because my old act was all about "Where's the party after this?" I was humping the stool and it's all so disgusting and I was miserable, miserable in a lifeless angry marriage. Then I met my wife and I was completely happy. Like a snake that sheds its skin. I just got rid of all of that negativity.

I've been doing stand-up 29 years; there is no other career when you're finding your stride 30 years into it.

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

What bothers me most about today is that we're getting used 2 it. ENOUGH. 2nd amendment must go. Violence has 2 stop. Culture MUST change.

It's always a job when you're the reason they're assembling. If you're just doing shows and you're on a lineup with eight other guys, it's fun, it's great.

As far as in my career, I don't know what other form there is. I would love to do a talk show.