What bothers me most about today is that we're getting used 2 it. ENOUGH. 2nd amendment must go. Violence has 2 stop. Culture MUST change.

There is a ceiling to it and there's a stigma. Billy Crystal as brilliant as he is, he's never going to be thought of as a contemporary like Alan Arkin.

When I'm home I'm in much more of a routine like I said, which I like. On the road everything gets flip-flopped.

I don't have the ability to do a nine-to-five nor do I have the desire to. Stand-up is the only thing that's come completely naturally to me.

I've always been very open about it. I've been very open about my addiction, about my panic disorder. But I think that transparency is what can separate you from others because I think that is where comedy is going.

This is NOT a pretty good business. You cannot be pretty good and be a national headliner. That becomes the allure.

If it's going to really make them happy for me to do it, I'll do Walken. I've got no problem with it at all.