I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.

This is NOT a pretty good business. You cannot be pretty good and be a national headliner. That becomes the allure.

All I can do when I'm on stage is do a show where when I come back into town they cannot possibly afford to miss the show because they remember how fun it was.

There is a lot of acting that is on the table - precisely, good acting. The best movies of mine are the ones that really nobody saw. The Groomsmen, Playing By Heart and Seeing Other People are by far the work I'm the most proud of.

[Joan Rivers] is fantastic. AND SHE'S 80! There's no 80-year-old pitcher. If you're a running back and you're 28 they're like, "Oh, here he goes, turning the corner on his career, he's on the downswing..."

I realized early I can manipulate the ceiling in the middle class. The allure becomes how far I can make the ceiling rise.

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.