I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.

You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with.

I think, here's what I've realized from interviewing people, and I've been very open about my Catholicism and my love of Christ and I don't care who knows it but I don't do it on stage. People that disagree with me that are listening to my podcast that are not Christian, I'm not trying to sell them Christianity and I make it very clear.

I don't have a nine-to-five brain.

All I can do when I'm on stage is do a show where when I come back into town they cannot possibly afford to miss the show because they remember how fun it was.

She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.

I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.