When I watch like The Office I'm fascinated because most of America works in an environment where they see the same eight people every day.

What's great about stand-up unlike athletes and other things when you get old you get old and rusty.

I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.

If anyone thinks my show was 'pretty good,' then I've completely failed.

I don't know how you do it [working at office]; I would just get up and walk out. That's what I did for pretty much every job I've ever had.

There was never a moment in George Carlin's career where he dipped below an A+. When he came out with the "Hippie Dippie Weatherman" on The Tonight Show, I mean, it seems so mundane now, but it was in black and white TV and the whole bit was that this guy smoked tons of grass and was a terrible weather man. "Forecast for tonight? Dark."

When I'm home I'm in much more of a routine like I said, which I like. On the road everything gets flip-flopped.