It's very good to know when you're being lapped on the racetrack, 'cause you've got to put your foot down on the pedal and get going.
Jay MohrI wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.
Jay MohrAll I can do when I'm on stage is do a show where when I come back into town they cannot possibly afford to miss the show because they remember how fun it was.
Jay MohrI never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.
Jay Mohr