She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.

I'm going to eventually shoot my own special, because you have to own your own content. My Turn (2003), that's never been released on DVD.

The first time I watched [Keith] Olbermann, his opening monologue, I completely changed the way I approached my radio show.

My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just, confounding. When I talked to Kelly [George Carlin's daughter] about it, she said that George Carlin once took her at about 12 years old and said, "I've figured it out." And he says it in one of his specials sort of - he goes, "We're all energy and we're all connected. That goldfish you have, you, me, that boot laying in the street, we're all pieces of light to a giant electron.

I realized early I can manipulate the ceiling in the middle class. The allure becomes how far I can make the ceiling rise.

You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with.

Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that's that.