All I can do when I'm on stage is do a show where when I come back into town they cannot possibly afford to miss the show because they remember how fun it was.

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.

I've been doing stand-up 29 years; there is no other career when you're finding your stride 30 years into it.

George Carlin put it best. He said, "My old act was so easy to do because there was so little of me in it."

I think stand-up's, the older they get, the better they get.

It's always a job when you're the reason they're assembling. If you're just doing shows and you're on a lineup with eight other guys, it's fun, it's great.

I know content-wise I leave nothing to chance. I have no anxiety about what I'm going to do once I'm out on stage.