I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.

You don't really drive in cabs in L.A. unless you're broke or homeless - or if you're broke and driving the cab.

There seems to be a weird ceiling to being a stand-up as far as acting.

If it's going to really make them happy for me to do it, I'll do Walken. I've got no problem with it at all.

I don't have the ability to do a nine-to-five nor do I have the desire to. Stand-up is the only thing that's come completely naturally to me.

There is a ceiling to it and there's a stigma. Billy Crystal as brilliant as he is, he's never going to be thought of as a contemporary like Alan Arkin.

I'm telling you, I could teach at a university, [George] Carlin, a whole semester. The construction and deconstruction of the words, the language, the order.