Every time you talk about politics or religion, know that the moment you open your mouth you're isolating 50% of your audience, in any medium. You're taking 50% of people that'll buy tickets to come see you and you're removing them from the equation.

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

I think stand-up's, the older they get, the better they get.

All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week... It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to be. I went to work feeling nauseous.

People are more interested in someone who goes on stage and tells the truth.

My radio show, I'd show up, I'd read the data, and I would have sound bites and stuff like that.