A pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of physics and a mindset to master the most epic of splits.

••If you work with a jackhammer during an earthquake, stop, otherwise you are working for nothing.

If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up.

Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It's soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain.

A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.

I've had my ups and downs. My fair share of bumpy roads and heavy winds. That's what made me what I am today.

I love karate, it's like a bible to me. But deep inside I'm so I mean, I'm so sensitive.