A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.

I'm one of the most sensitive human beings on Earth -- and I know it.

I'm not complaining about doing 20-hour days. It's a joy to be able to work on yet another film.

My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.

I'm not a movie star. I'm a brand name. Van Damme is like Levi's. I go on vacation, and everywhere I go, people love me for my name, not for my movies.

If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up.

I am fascinated by air. If you remove the air from the sky, all the birds would fall to the ground. And all the planes, too.