Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

You chose to come to Paris, of all places,” Mencheres replied. So what? Got something against the French?

If anyone's under a spell, Justina, it's me. Your daughter put one on me five years ago, and I haven't broken free of it yet. Oh, and you'll be delighted to know, we've decided to resume our relationship. Don't bother with congratulations—trust me, your expression is congratulations enough.

He also deeply distrusts vampires, as you had guessed yourself,” Bones added. “Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of ‘how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck’ to make me want to stake myself.

I think Mount Everest is gorgeous, too, but that doesn’t mean I have any intention of trying to climb it

Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette

I know you think I was pressured into binding myself with you before, but that's not true,I always intended to marry you, kitten.