I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade

We have to leave!" I said to Vlad. "Now." "Run, Forest, run!" Vlad mocked. "Stow it, Drac," I snapped

Your mom can't hate a whole country because of one person!

Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)

No matter what I think about this, Leila, you're my daughter, so you are not walking down that aisle alone.

When I heard the ghouls coming for you, all I cared about was reaching you in time. How often must I tell you that you mean more to me than vengeance? I can live without defeating my enemies, but I cannot live without you.

A human hires a hit man to kill his cousin for money, boring. That same hit man botches the job twice, funny. Then �the desperate hit man sends a ghoul after the girl to finish things up, my curiosity's piqued. That same ghoul ends up with his head cut off by a mysterious redhead . . . Ah. Now I'm interested.