People can perfect whatever facade they want, but everyone holds their sins close to their skin.

Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth. Cat to Bones

I don't care what you think, your junk does not have special abilities.

When you conquer something, it means you fought for it.

I hadn't expected to be kidnapped today or I'd have worn something more conservative.

If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.

I’d gone heavy on the black eye makeup until raccoons and I could pass for cousins.