Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.

I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.

I didn't like mundane life.

Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!