When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.

I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.

I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.

I'd like to go to the Moon.