When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.

Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.

If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.

I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.