When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.

I think I will die laughing.

I'd like to go to the Moon.

My sight is bad, my hearing is bad, I feel bad, but I don't suffer, I don't complain.

Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight thread.

I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.

He who hugs too much, hugs badly!