I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.

I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.

I think I will die laughing.

My sight is bad, my hearing is bad, I feel bad, but I don't suffer, I don't complain.

I'd like to go to the Moon.