My sight is bad, my hearing is bad, I feel bad, but I don't suffer, I don't complain.
I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.
I didn't like mundane life.
When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.
I'd like to go to the Moon.
I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.