I wait for death and journalists.
Wit doesn't make girls pretty.
Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight thread.
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.
I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.
My sight is bad, my hearing is bad, I feel bad, but I don't suffer, I don't complain.